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riceworld69:

ME: hey babe i cant  wait to see you 

HER:me to 

ME: I’m going to hug you and kiss you and never let you go 

HER: :)

ME: Right:)

HER: I may never let you go 

ME: :,( i have no word to say to how i feel about what just happen 

WOW

ME: hey babe i cant  wait to see you 

HER:me to 

ME: I’m going to hug you and kiss you and never let you go 

HER: :)

ME: Right:)

HER: I may never let you go 

ME: :,( i have no word to say to how i feel about what just happen 

"Maybe god doesn’t believe in you"

- bo burnham

Time is running out 

at the resturant with bae

waitress: *fills his glass with ice water*
me: *watches thot ass waitress pour a lil too much water for my liking*
me: you want my man or something?
her: wh-wat?
me: i'm just trying to figure out why u pour his glass first? im closer? why his water got so much ice?
me: I mean the glass already sweating bitch why u think he so dehydrated? im the only bitch who put ice in his glass.
me: everybody else got 3 ice square cubes and he got 5 circle ones bitch u think u slick huh? a circle for every minute u gon suck his dick huh? spelling out morris code for u can raw me in ice cubes huh?
him: aye calm down
me: nah cause she wanna give u 5 ice circles for what? its 72 degrees and mild 1 ice wud have been just fine. bitch gimme a male waiter--matta fact bitch when u get off cause its one too many ice circles and u think fat meat aint greasy

jasebro:

Best friends for 15 years and counting

jasebro:

Best friends for 15 years and counting

madmothmiko:

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